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Category Archives: Dysfunctional

I haven’t been feeling very blogilicious lately. Something about warmer weather, traveling for baseball every $*%&^)@#$%^ weekend and instagram. It’s so easy to pop up photos for instant gratification that my instagram account has just about taken over. Here are a few of my recent faves.     Better yet, just come see the photos […]


Meet Hugo, the latest Millionaire sob story. This little lost sweetheart showed up on our doorstep, cold and starving. I haven’t been able to locate an owner, so it looks like we have kitty number 8.


We seem to have acquired another cat. We waited several days, trying to locate an owner for this little lump of skin and bones we found freezing on the front porch. Now he has been named: Hugo. He’s scared shitless of anything that moves, but drum practice didn’t faze him at all. He’s super cute, […]


*HAPPY HAPPY UPDATE: The Germantown has changed their membership policies effective immediately!  All families are now included! *   I’m really angry this morning. I’ve been angry all night actually. A high school friend that I keep up with on facebook has been denied a GYM MEMBERSHIP because he, his partner and their children are […]


I’ve been sitting here staring at this empty text window for oh, about 10 minutes now. Nothing is coming to me. Is that writer’s block? Can you get writer’s block if you don’t feel qualified to call yourself a writer? There are a million things I should be doing right now and none appeal. We […]


I have so many things swirling around my head to write about. Sometimes dumping it in one spot helps me clear my mind enough to move forward. There. I admitted it. So here are the posts I’d love to do, but haven’t found a way to gel into coherent thoughts. My hope is that I […]


While I was in Memphis I busted ass trying to help my mother get her house in shape. I emptied out cabinet after cabinet of stuff, cleared out the fridge and scrubbed what I could. While I did some of the more down and dirty jobs, my mom diligently got rid of boxes and boxes […]


Damn! It’s my most searched post. A tongue in cheek sass to Lucero singer Ben Nichols’ at the time girlfriend, Memphis school-mate and model Mary Cullen Weeden. The pair were featured in a Memphis Flyer hottest couple issue in 2005 – that’s the image of the cover. This is the post everyone finds, and seven years […]


At this point I don’t even know what I can say. The entire process is taking much longer than I expected, and I felt I was giving myself leeway for things to go wrong. A full week later, I still haven’t finished IN THE KITCHEN. Other rooms have been cleared a  here and there to […]



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